Four out of five dentists surveyed recommend football to their patients.
“Why do I need to play football?” you ask the dentist. You are a busy person with many responsibilities, why should your precious free time be spent pushing around a ball?
The answer is simple: Because football is fun, and everyone who plays it has more fun!
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